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 The Chinese Boy Who Cried Soup   **One average day a young Chinese boy named Ying was told to watch for a giant bowl of soup that roams around the dark forest. The reason for this is that the town has no food and people are starving to death. So one day the boy gets bored and starts throwing rocks at little noodles that hang around the woods. The noodles eventually got mad and formed an angry mob and chased Ying out of the forest. ** 
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 *  Fractured Fairy Tale **
 *  After eating a few bugs that Ying found under a rock he sits on his rock and stares at the forest hoping to see the soup. After out days of not seeing soup Ying gets bored and thinks of a joke to play on the towns people. So Ying runs toward the town and yells “Soup, soup, soup.”  **
 *  Once the people hear him they all come running. Once they come down Ying says **
 *  “Ha-ha no soup for you” angry, the people walk away. A few days later Ying searches deep in the forest to find the soup which is said to be as tall as Yao Ming. Ying thought that he heard something so he turns around. The next thing he knew the bowl of soup had run by pushed him over, and ran away really fast. When he got up he was sort of drowsy so he layed back on the ground. When he could see straight he opened his eyes and saw that a bunch of noodles standing around poking him with sticks. So he took one of the noodles sticks and started beating them with it until they all went away or lost consciousness.   **
 *  A day later Ying played the same trick that he played before, and again the town’s people came running with spoons, and of course Ying said **
 *  “Ha-ha no soup for you” not very surprised, the townspeople walked away. Ying was annoying them so they just ignored him. But that didn’t stop Ying. Every day he played that same trick Ying didn’t expect anyone to come because he knew that they knew he was lying. The next day Ying reported to the forest as usual but something wasn’t right. There were no noodles hanging around the forest. As weirded out as Ying was he went into the forest to find out where all the noodles were. When he found this secret passage he looked in and he saw the soup and all the noodles and the soup gathered around a giant pot of lava. Ying eventually figured out that they were having a sacrifice ceremony. They had captured a group of Mexican hikers and had them dangling over the pot, that looked as big as a tree. Then suddenly I heard the bowl of soup shout **
 *  “Drop them” Except he said it in Spanish to try to be cool. **
 *  As the Mexicans were slowly dropped into the pot Ying ran as fast as he could up to the town and screamed “Soup, soup, soup”   **
 *  Of course the town’s people heard him they just thought that it was a joke so they just ignored him. When Ying realized that nobody was listening to him he thought he could still save the Mexicans. So he sprinted down to the forest to the same spot, but he was too late they had already been dropped in and they were dead by now. Also all of the noodles and the soup was scattered all over the forest. Disappointed Ying went back to his rock and sat facing the forest. A week later the town’s people got so hungry that they all voted to eat Ying since nobody liked him they also finally caught the soup and they never went hungry again.  **
 *  Before Ying was eaten he realized that sometimes lying isn’t the best thing to do, and that it’s not good to lye all the time.  **