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 The Whimsical Twenty Soldiers There was once a finkable little tin soldier named Tin with all 20 other brothers. There was a little whimsical girl that the soldier was obsessed with. The British like the girl too, but Tin wasn’t going to allow that. Tin only had one leg, but he was still going to fight the Britain. One night the British were planning on attacking Tin and his brothers. Tin had to get ready with his rifles. Tin had to somehow get them in the oven. When Britain was about to come, he sent Rat out there to ask them for their passports because he always said “Where’s your passport.” None of them had one because they made this lame excuse that “They never heard of one,” they said in some little girly girl voice. The one who had on was on in the back that really didn’t want to be there. Rat told the guy in the back in a loud terrifying voice “Go inside.” So he went in and found some cookies and started to eat them. Tin’s brother yelled at him “Hey get out of there”. He was so scared that he just about whizzed in his pants. Mean while Rat allowed the others to go inside. When the others came in, Tin and his brothers started to shoot and kill the British. Rat crawled on top of the oven and opened it up. Their plan was to somehow get all of the British in the oven to bake. The British were retreating when they felt some heat. They noticed they were on top of the oven door. Before they could get out, the door was closed and was baking them to death. Tin thought it was all over until that little guy with his passport got up and tried to let all the people out. Tin let him open the door. As soon as he opened it, Rat gave him a little bust on the butt and went sailing down in to the oven. The next morning the soldiers in the oven were baked and fed to the cats. Now everything was over and the girl named Kim by the way, and Tin went happily ever after to live on.