DaltonL

The White Chocolate Bunny Once upon a time there was a very rich and famous couple who were rock stars. It was Easter morning so they sent there servant (Belford) to get them a white chocolate bunny. When Belford returned to their colossal cabin in Canada. Perry and Penny stated “Thank you Belford.” “You’re very welcome,” Belford replied. As soon as they opened the box, out hopped the white chocolate bunny. He then uttered out “Hop-hop as fast as you can, to your go-kart, and put the pedal to the medal and get some gas, because you can’t catch me I’m too fast!” The rock stars ran to their limited addition Star Wars go-karts, and chased after him. Over the hill and all around the yard. They didn’t have a chance at catching him. He was right he is too fast. The very awkward bunny thought it would be funny to make them loose their money. So he thought as he ran and ran. When a thought of a good sort came to his head. He started to head toward their record company, and ruin their 12 million dollar deal. When he entered P&P record company he had so much energy he didn’t need to use the elevator. He used the staircase like he was running the 100 meter dash. When at the top of the building he hopped around asking for the owner of the 12 million dollar deal with Perry & Penny. “I am right here,” replied a short man with a cherry red nose. Then the bunny run right on up to him and Screamed “You don’t look fit for this job, you should kill the deal and retire.” “Why?” Red nose uttered. “All you have to do now is hop hop to your go-kart, and put the pedal to the metal and get some gas because you can’t catch me I’m too fast!” again yelped the bunny. Then the rock stars and their record company too chased after the chocolate bunny. When he came up a fancy old duck he whispered viciously “My, what do we have here, dinner?” “Oh no, I’m not you feast.” “You better hop hop to your go-kart, and put the pedal to the metal, and get some gas because you can’t catch me I’m too fast.” He then darted off into the woods, as the fancy old duck oddly limped to his go-kart. When he stops for a breath of air an evil bunny tries to scare him into a trap. The plan is successful and he falls into the heated fondue maker. The bunny muttered as loud as he could “Ha-ha bon appétit.” He then gobbled up the bunny in a record time. Once the rock stars received the news they were very disappointed at the other bunny because they bought it. So they threatened to take this to court. They could not because of these three reasons.  1)   The victim is an evil talking bunny who just ate a piece of chocolate.   2)    Their record company would fire them for making such a big deal over chocolate.  3)   They don’t have a lawyer to go to court.   Perry and Penny learned their life lesson never ever buy a white chocolate bunny. You should stick like glue to milk chocolate.