AdamL

 The 3 Chihuahua’s Named the Dora 3 Once upon a time there were 3 Chihuahuas named the Dora 3. All three work for the C.I.A., but they are on vacation to come eat the tasty Spring Mountain Twinkies. They rented a cabin a little bit up the mountain by a quick sand river, with only one, wooden plank bridge. The make an anonymous vote to start going up the mountain tomorrow. The smallest Chihuahua decides to start walking up the mountain first. So he says, “Bye, bye, you know the early bird catches the worm,” so he leaves the cabin. While the other two sit there and watch TV. The Chihuahua walks half way across a wooden plank bridge when the bogeyman under the bridge threatens the Chihuahua, “I’m going to eat you for breakfast, fool!” “What did you just say?” asked the Chihuahua. “I said I’m going to eat you fool for breakfast!” “Oh no, please don’t!” replied the Chihuahua. “Well, let me think about that, no chance of it punk!” Then finally the Chihuahua had an idea. “I have two much larger and tastier brothers in our cabin who are coming up the mountain later today who you can eat instead of me and then you can eat me when I come back down the mountain” replied the Chihuahua. “OK, you can go up the mountain but you aren’t coming back down fool!” So the Chihuahua kept going up the top of the mountain. (2 hours later) ………. “You know what?” asked the medium sized Chihuahua. “I am going to leave.” “Why? You can hang out with me.” questioned the larger Chihuahua. “I’m hungry” replied the Chihuahua. “Oh, see you.” The medium sized Chihuahua leaves now. He crosses the bridge half way when the bogeyman threatened him. “I’m going to eat you fool!” “Why?” questioned the Chihuahua. “Because I am hungry fool!” “OK, but I am not as chubby as my brother. He’s chubbier than a pig!” commented the Chihuahua. “Fine as long as you get chubby while you’re up on the mountain.” So the middle sized Chihuahua got to go past. (1 hour later) ……. “I’m bored.” the largest Chihuahua said to himself. “I’m going to get me some Mountain Twinkies.” So the largest Chihuahua left the cabin. He walked across the bridge half way when the bogeyman threatened him “I’m going to eat you fool!” “Oh no you didn’t!” replied the Chihuahua in a pop star voice. “Oh yes I did!” screamed the bogeyman in the same tone. The Chihuahua charged at the bogeyman. BOOM!! The Chihuahua knocked him into the quick sand river. “That’s why you don’t mess with the Chihuahua 3, fool!” The largest Chihuahua continues up the mountain to go eat the Mountain Twinkies. The Dora 3 lived happily ever after.