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 Brett Marmion  Fractured Fairy Tale  The Three Little Gangster Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf   Once upon a time there were three little gangster pigs. The youngest one was John and he was smart but weak. Now the second gangster pig’s name is Peter and he is not the brightest crayon in the box but he was as tough as an ax. Now the oldest pig is Sam and he is like both of his brothers put together so basically he is tough and strong.  “Hey you guys want to go and play for a while and take some time off from building our houses.”Said Sam in a tired voice.  “No we can’t because we still have to get finish on our houses.” Said John.  “Fine then.”Said Sam.  So the three little pigs droned on and on to finish their houses but what they didn’t know was that someone was closely watching them behind the bush. The next morning had come along and the three little pigs awoken to a strange sound. The sound they heard was like loud footsteps and heavy breathing.  Then it got quite, and then John heard a knock at the door. Then there was a deep voice.  It said “Gangster pig Gangster pig let me in!”Said the mysterious voice in a demanding voice. “No!”Said John. “Then I’ll throw cd’s at your house until it falls down.” So the mystery animal did so and the house came down with a huge crash. Then when John was running he looked back to see his destroyed house but instead of seeing his house he saw the big bad wolf running after him. So he made a mad dash to his Brother’s house Peter. Then the big bad wolf came up and he said “Gangster pigs Gangster pigs let me in!” “No!” “Then throw cd’s at your house until it falls down!” So the big bad wolf did so and the house fell down and the two pigs scurried over to their brother’s house. “Gangster pigs Gangster pigs let me in!” “No!” Then I’ll throw cd’s at your house until it falls down to the ground.” So the big bad wolf did so and then for surprise the wolf couldn’t believe his eyes. What the wolf had seen was that the house did not fall so the wolf had enough he wanted to get in there so bad so the wolf ran and ran and when he tried to bust through the window but all that happened was a big thud. It turns out that the wolf had hurt himself on the bullet proof glass. When the three looked out of the window they saw the wolf bolt like a jet. When the saw him running the three pigs chuckled. They decided to build their own houses out of brick and bullet proof glass. Nobody has seen him ever again. Or has he been seen…?