JordynM

Porkchops and the Three Hungry Men Once upon a time there was a girl named Porkchops. Porkchops always disobeyed her mother. One day Porkchops went up to her mother and asked, “Momma can I go to the meadow to pick some pork?” “Yes, you can but don’t go in the woods,” her mother said in a nice and calm way. “Ok,” Porkchops said. So Porkchops went to the meadow, but she saw a french fry, so she started to follow it into the woods. When she lost the french fry she went off looking at stuff in the woods. When she was looking she found a new house she never seen before. Porkchops went to the house and invited herself in. When she walked in three hungry men walked out the back door to find something to eat. She abruptly walked in. “Wow this place is a mess, I love it,” she said in an excited voice. Porkchops walked into the kitchen and saw three bowls of chips. She went to the chips and tasted the first bowl. “This one is too salty,” Porkchops said while wiping her tongue off with her shirt. Then she went to the second bowl of chips. “This one is too hot,” Porkchops told herself. So she went to the third bowl. “This one is perfect,” she yelled. So she ate the third bowl of chips leaving a mess in the kitchen. Porkchops then went in the living room. She saw three chairs. She went to the first one and said “This one it too soft.” She went to the next chair, “This chair is too hard.” So she went to the next one, “This one is just right.” So she sat in the chair while watching TV. When she got bored she got up and went upstairs. When she got upstairs she saw three beds. She went to the first show and yelled really loud, “This bed is too soft.” She went to the second bed and yelled, This bed is too hard.” So she went to the third one and of course she said, “This one is just right.” Then she stated to read a book called Goldilocks and the Three Bears. When she was reading her book the three hungry men came back. The three hungry men went to the kitchen to eat their chips, but when they saw their bowls of chips two of the men yelled, “Somebody ate some of my chips!” The other man yelled, “Somebody ate my bowl of chips!” After they were done yelling at each other they went to the living room. “Somebody sat in my chair!” All three of them yelled. So they went to their bedroom and found Porkchops reading their book. When they saw her they made a plan about capturing Porkchops. They got a plastic bag and captured Porkchops. Porkchops was never seen again.